Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Fun at Work, Part 1

I have a feeling there will be a few of these, so I'm calling this part one.

I'll start with some phrases I hear or say at work that are probably not all that common in the average workplace:

1. What type of drugs should I use today?

2. Do you have a brain for me? (When asked this, I completely ignored the individual. My boss had to ask, "Are you going to answer him?" before I realized he was talking to me... I guess I'm in denial.)

3. I need more TTX. (Tetrodotoxin)

4. I hate this cell. (as in a neuron - not a cubicle)

5. It's time for him to take the bodies down - they're sticking together.

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