Blog Commencement Summary

This is a summary of Joe's-way-too-long welcome blog. I have summarized each paragraph to maintain the intentions of the original author.

Hey.

This blog is just whatever I want it to be, breader [reader, not meant to be offensive].

I'm good, but I'm also open. Email me ideas instead of telling me I suck. By the way, people who consider things like sports and tv really important, they suck.

You're still reading? Something, nothing, nothing, something, and we want to avoid that at all costs.

Joe Out.